J: 'member MALASKA, mom? That's where it's the coldest.
J: I know where RUSSIA is. It is yellow there.
J: 'member dead fish? They are fish that stopped swimming.
J: ISH! (this is what I say when I am totally disgusted and trying not to say anything bad. he uses my same tone.)
J: Ruby, get out of this house. It is not yours anymore! (can't take credit for this, all his. sweet, eh?)
S: James. You are not to talk like that to (insert family member here).
J: (snottily) I already sayed it, mom.
But, thankfully, there is this, too:
In bed this morning...
J: I just want to wrap my arms around your head, mom.
And he did.