So, the charger DOES NOT WORK.
The new (and relatively uncharged) battery I got works and has 15 minutes left of time on it. I managed to snap a few pictures and will ration myself with the remaining minutes. I'll probably order another one today, from someone else. The seller I got this one from has excellent feedback so I just must have got a bad one. I'd have to pay $7 to send it back so I have to see if he pays to send me a new one or if I do. What a pain!
Anyways, here are the pics. xoxo