got uncomfortable situation with your four year old?
James was curled up next to me this morning with a faraway look in his eyes and a small smile on his lips.
S: What are you thinking about buddy?
J: Golden training wheels for my bike. And when you go faster they sparkle.
(tender pause, me thinking how perfect this kid is)
J: And your nipples. Can I see them?
S: (laughing) No. Why?
J: I want to see that milk.
S: There's not much left and only Ruby can get it out.
J: If I squeeze it really hard then the milk will fly out and hit Patrick's face (sleeping next to us) and he will drink it. hahahahhahahahha
S: ha. ha. ha. Let's go have breakfast. Do you want an apple cinnamon bar?
J: The ones with raisins?
J: And a glass of your milk.