Stop me if I've already posted these but I forgot if I did and I really don't want to forget them:
James' friend: what is a 5k?
James: something moms do. (hahhahahahaha!)
S: What do you want for breakfast?
N: Does Dad work today?
N: Do you have, um, dirty girl?
N: I yove days yike dis.
p.s. just prepped this (minus the orange stuff) and cannot wait to taste it!